14 Laws They Don’t Teach You In School

The following was a WhatsApp message from a friend in a group chat:

[6/14, 4:40 PM]
Ken Okon:
*Hilarious [annoying!] Laws which you have not studied in schools:*

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*Law of equality*

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal you in 5 minutes!
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*Law of Queue*

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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*Law of Telephone*

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.๐Ÿ˜…
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*Law of Mechanical Repair*

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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*Law of the Workshop*

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.๐Ÿ˜
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*Bath Theorem*

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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*Law of Encounters*

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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*Law of the Result*

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
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*Law of Bio mechanics*

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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*Theatre Rule*

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ๐Ÿ˜…
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*Law of Coffee*

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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*Law of Proposal*

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one…๐Ÿ˜œ

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*Law of getting late*

When you reach early for something it will never start on time๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‰

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*Law of exam*

If you didn’t read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

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