Watermelon Mouths

Watermelon Mouths


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Future Church

Imagine What Church Will Be Like In The Year 2030 if care is not taken…
Pastor: Praise The Lord!
Congregation: Hallelujah!
Pastor: Can We Pls Open our iPads to Exodus 20:1.
When U r Done Kindly Switch On Ur Bluetooth To Receive The Sermon…
Pls Have Ur Debits Card Ready As We Collect The Tithes And Offerings….
You Can Connect To Church WiFi Using Password Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And Donations U r Welcome To Contribute Via Cellphone Banking.
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be Electric As IPads Flicker. Meanwhile…ANNOUNCEMENT.
Church Secretary: Dis Week’s Meeting Will Be Held On Various WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don’t Miss Out …
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will Be Held Live On Skype @1900GMT…
By D Way You May Follow The Pastor On Twitter For Counselling And don’t Forget Our Weekly Prayers On YouTube… God Bless us….

Future ABC

If care is not taken, this is how next generation children will
learn their ABC.
‘A’ for Apple won’t be useful anymore….
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for MTN
N is for Network
O is for Opera mini
P is for Picmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma.


“Most of the successful people I’ve known are the ones who do more listening than talking.”
Bernard M. Baruch

“Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”
Charlie Kaufman

So also the tongue is a small part of the body, and yet it boasts of great things. See how great a forest is set aflame by such a small fire!
James 3:5, The Bible (NASB)

Not everything that is perceived should be said. A watermelon as mouth won’t look good on you. Talk positive always. Speak life and faith. Criticize constructively. Be liberal with your encouragement and praise of others. Enough said. Have a pleasant day.




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